2009 Topps Turkey Day Gimmick

There are a few baseball player names that my wife just finds funny - Coco Crisp, Pujols, Colon, Putz, and of course Gobble. In the spirit of tomorrow's holiday, here's a little something I put together (all in good fun of course). Who knows, maybe this is next years gimmick card from Topps:
Green Monster wishes everyone a Happy Thanksgiving. Stay safe and enjoy!